I just can't stop watching it. (Thanks Sean, for posting it the other day.) I am insanely jealous that I didn't think of doing this first. I might have to bite it. I'm trying to resist stealing other people's material until later in my career... but this is just too good. I'm going to have to make one eventually.
"Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl."